Suzuki doesn't really have a penchant for names.

"not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada) 07/30/2016 at 19:59 • Filed to: None

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For instance, there’s the Celery Celerio.

Then there’s the Aerio, which sounds like the name of a chocolate bar.

There’s the Baleno, which sounds like the french word for a whale (Must say, quite good looking car though)

The Swift+, which was very much not swift, and had absolutely no plus side to it.

Last but not least, the Esteem, which absolutely would and does not boost your self esteem, nor is it highly regarded, at all.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/30/2016 at 20:14

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Yes but then there’s the Every Joy Pop Turbo

Mitsubishi had a car called the Lettuce.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/30/2016 at 20:14

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These names aside, they did truly hit the mark with the Every Joy Pop Turbo.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/30/2016 at 20:16

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You’ve forgotten the Kizashi And the Jimny. Which sounds like a children’s book when expressed like that...

S65 > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/30/2016 at 20:16

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But which Suzuki has the best name?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/30/2016 at 20:21

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The Suzuki Celery 2000, Car and Driver’s most edible car of the year.

not for canada - australian in disguise > S65 07/30/2016 at 20:24

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Obviously.

RT > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/30/2016 at 20:32

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Imposters.

Probenja > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/30/2016 at 21:07

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That’s not a Swift, this is a Swift:

Also the Suzuki (S)Wagon R+

(Yes, that is the image google found for me)

Batman the Horse > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 07/30/2016 at 21:16

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Kizashi and Jimmy was just a low-rent Lilo and Stitch imo.

Amoore100 > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/30/2016 at 21:25

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Wagon R RR.

Tapas > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/31/2016 at 03:17

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The baleno and celerio are sold in india (where I just moved to).

The celerio is based on the Alto.

Theyre very cheap cars when compared to the American car market and so the plastics are horrendous. Especially with the celerio. Also, my phone autocorrects celerio to celeriac or cerelito (which is not a word so wtf lol)